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Chris Cohen – In the UK

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Lyrics

It’s a hard old life living in the UK
Things seem to get much harder with every day
It’s no surprise most people are moving away
Its not like the weather’s gonna make them stay

Got kids stabbing kids just to pass the time
Our pop stars are awarded despite doing lines
Drive into London by mistake then you’re facing a fine
And we only ever get 12 days of sunshine

Petrol’s like liquid gold, you have to take out a loan
Just to fill up enough to get yourself home
You can’t even get away by staying in your home
Cos Gordon Brown holidays at the end of your road

Kids are asking adults to go by them some booze
And if you say no, you get stabbed, so either way you will lose
You’re bound to be, un-PC, when you’re airing your views
Sexist, Racist, Fattist, Moralist there’s so many to choose

Kids will stab you in your head for your iPhone 3G
Then nick a car and run you down to get home in time for their tea
But they’ll be banned from a shop for wearing their hoody
The most famous Brit? Probably Jade Goody

It’s a hard old life living in the UK
Waiting at the platform for you train for the best part of your day
2 days A&E in excruciating pain
Other patients around you have started passing away
Kids have got loans and cards racking up 30 grand
Those wallys from the Halifax ads and they don’t understand
No more loans? Nor more credit? Hmmm that’s not what we planned
Quick lads, act surprised, get your head back in the sand

It’s a hard old life living in the UK
We’d get better health service in Guantanamo Bay
Still, we’re British will have a moan, and then of course will stay
It’s the same old shite but just a different day

Duration : 0:2:11


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25 Responses

  1. niknaktom Says:

    Tbh the Jade Goody …
    Tbh the Jade Goody line isnt bad in anyway, its not insulting her in anyway just insulting the UK in general

  2. drtazzle Says:

    Fuck you, this song …
    you, this song and this guy are both awesome. You are a putrid, malformed little virgin with nothing better to do than flame on YouTube like the you are.

    And for the record (and not to RedCrysis specifically): Jade Goody was a fat, racist, chavvy slag who single-handedly lowered the national IQ several points simply by being a citizen.

    She deserves no sympathy for having had cancer and whoring her death to the tabloids.

  3. MrCooli07 Says:

    who cares about …
    who cares about that idiot jade goody just enjoy this funnily true song

  4. tgz11 Says:

    i know.. i was …
    i know.. i was saying he wasnt to know that it was going to happen..

  5. LafeMan110 Says:

    This was Before she …
    This was Before she had CANCER mate…

  6. GRiiMeTiiMe2k9 Says:

    i like the …
    i like the instrumental :P did you make this or is there an actaull name to the instrumental

  7. TechnoElectro19 Says:

    I agree she was …
    I agree she was nothing before she went on big brother

  8. tgz11 Says:

    ouch, the jade …
    ouch, the jade goody line probably doesn’t get this song the respect it deserves now, altho her cancer and stuff was a bit..OTT..what about everyone else dying of cancer?

  9. TechnoElectro19 Says:

    Love it but im …
    Love it but im proud to british

  10. 123hoythere Says:

    funny cos its true
    funny cos its true

  11. chelseafanJT26 Says:

    awsome, already …
    awsome, already bought mine

  12. XploderaKFF Says:

    Amazing!
    Amazing!

  13. highjuice132 Says:

    “Got kids stabbing …
    “Got kids stabbing kids just to pass the time” true true

  14. 341997 Says:

    my ex just cheated …
    my ex just cheated on me so I uploaded all her nude vids 2 my profile!

    HI! chck me out pls! uB

  15. mattington08 Says:

    pure class, better …
    pure class, better than any singer.

  16. flozzle123 Says:

    its on itunes
    its on itunes

  17. strongbowboys Says:

    Anyway i can …
    Anyway i can download this as MP3?

  18. SylarGrey13 Says:

    He has gotta be the …
    He has gotta be the best ever

  19. DaveIsParamount Says:

    Have heard this on …
    Have heard this on the radio several times now, people lovin it.

  20. bouncinbecky123 Says:

    haha like it
    haha like it

  21. lloydjbell Says:

    Love This Song, …
    Love This Song, When Can I Buy It?

  22. DiamondWarrior Says:

    Love it mate.. Geat …
    Love it mate.. Geat tunage. well done :D

  23. PaperMonkey64 Says:

    Fantastic!
    Fantastic!

  24. Zimpaz Says:

    hey, if myles likes …
    hey, if myles likes it, it must be good!

  25. Blade376 Says:

    Yeah, i really …
    Yeah, i really liked this =]

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