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Lyrics
It’s a hard old life living in the UK
Things seem to get much harder with every day
It’s no surprise most people are moving away
Its not like the weather’s gonna make them stay
Got kids stabbing kids just to pass the time
Our pop stars are awarded despite doing lines
Drive into London by mistake then you’re facing a fine
And we only ever get 12 days of sunshine
Petrol’s like liquid gold, you have to take out a loan
Just to fill up enough to get yourself home
You can’t even get away by staying in your home
Cos Gordon Brown holidays at the end of your road
Kids are asking adults to go by them some booze
And if you say no, you get stabbed, so either way you will lose
You’re bound to be, un-PC, when you’re airing your views
Sexist, Racist, Fattist, Moralist there’s so many to choose
Kids will stab you in your head for your iPhone 3G
Then nick a car and run you down to get home in time for their tea
But they’ll be banned from a shop for wearing their hoody
The most famous Brit? Probably Jade Goody
It’s a hard old life living in the UK
Waiting at the platform for you train for the best part of your day
2 days A&E in excruciating pain
Other patients around you have started passing away
Kids have got loans and cards racking up 30 grand
Those wallys from the Halifax ads and they don’t understand
No more loans? Nor more credit? Hmmm that’s not what we planned
Quick lads, act surprised, get your head back in the sand
It’s a hard old life living in the UK
We’d get better health service in Guantanamo Bay
Still, we’re British will have a moan, and then of course will stay
It’s the same old shite but just a different day
Duration : 0:2:11
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Tbh the Jade Goody …
Tbh the Jade Goody line isnt bad in anyway, its not insulting her in anyway just insulting the UK in general
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Fuck you, this song …
you, this song and this guy are both awesome. You are a putrid, malformed little virgin with nothing better to do than flame on YouTube like the you are.
And for the record (and not to RedCrysis specifically): Jade Goody was a fat, racist, chavvy slag who single-handedly lowered the national IQ several points simply by being a citizen.
She deserves no sympathy for having had cancer and whoring her death to the tabloids.
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
who cares about …
who cares about that idiot jade goody just enjoy this funnily true song
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
i know.. i was …
i know.. i was saying he wasnt to know that it was going to happen..
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
This was Before she …
This was Before she had CANCER mate…
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
i like the …
did you make this or is there an actaull name to the instrumental
i like the instrumental
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
I agree she was …
I agree she was nothing before she went on big brother
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
ouch, the jade …
ouch, the jade goody line probably doesn’t get this song the respect it deserves now, altho her cancer and stuff was a bit..OTT..what about everyone else dying of cancer?
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Love it but im …
Love it but im proud to british
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
funny cos its true
funny cos its true
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
awsome, already …
awsome, already bought mine
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Amazing!
Amazing!
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
“Got kids stabbing …
“Got kids stabbing kids just to pass the time” true true
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
my ex just cheated …
my ex just cheated on me so I uploaded all her nude vids 2 my profile!
HI! chck me out pls! uB
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
pure class, better …
pure class, better than any singer.
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
its on itunes
its on itunes
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Anyway i can …
Anyway i can download this as MP3?
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
He has gotta be the …
He has gotta be the best ever
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Have heard this on …
Have heard this on the radio several times now, people lovin it.
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
haha like it
haha like it
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Love This Song, …
Love This Song, When Can I Buy It?
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Love it mate.. Geat …
Love it mate.. Geat tunage. well done
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
hey, if myles likes …
hey, if myles likes it, it must be good!
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Yeah, i really …
Yeah, i really liked this =]